Posts Tagged ‘Orange’

Writing Lessons

Wednesday, July 28th, 2010

Some of you know that I have been writing for some time now but I’ve never had anything published in actual print – except for one political article which appeared in a local newsletter. The newsletter seems to have met its demise as it has never come out again since the issue with my article. I hope that there was no connection.

But it is fiction that I really wish to write. I could go around telling lies – that is fiction – but it’s not the same thing as writing fiction. And I have written some fiction stories as well as political articles and my blog articles here about other things (such as writing). You can find links on the right side of this page. So I have been looking at different websites to see what they can offer me in instruction to make my stories better.

One hint I’ve come across several times is to ’start late and finish early’. They mean to not take too much time leading into the action and not drag the story out after it is actually over. Let’s try this.

Elmer

Elmer screamed, “Oooooohhhhhhhhh!” as he fell off the thousand foot cliff.

The end.

Hmm. I don’t think that worked.

Another suggestion is to fully develop the characters, especially the main protagonist. Let’s try again.

Elmer

Thirty-two old Elmer Theodore Jones coughed. And he coughed again. The coughing woke him up from his lunchtime nap. It was a good thing too, since not only was it time to get back to work, which he really did not want to do, but he was having the dream again.

Elmer was 17 years old and wanted to go to town. He knew his Fiat 500 was out of gas so he took, without permission, the Ford F150 pickup truck belonging to his father, a man of German and Russian ancestry. Having stayed out much later then he was supposed to, he came barreling up the long drive at about 60 mph with the lights out so his mother, a women of English, French and Irish ancestry would not see him coming home. His parents were in his car – they had started out to look for him. The Fiat had stopped because the gas ran out and his father had shut the lights out to save the battery while he hiked back to the shed for the gas can. He had not gotten out of the car yet. Elmer saw them just seconds to late to stop or avoid hitting the Fiat and both of his parents were killed.

Elmer was so annoyed that the dream never ended before he hit the car. He coughed again. He was about to step out of the Orange Deliveries orange delivery truck number 312 and walk around it once. This would have been to help wake him up a little more before driving to his next delivery. That seemed too much like work. It was bad enough he often had to walk up 10 or 12 steps at some of the houses he delivered to. He slid his six foot, 200 pound body onto the driver’s seat. And he coughed.

Elmer thought about stopping to get a bite to eat. As usual he had not bothered to make a lunch so he’d slept through his lunch break. Also, as usual, he had only had time for a quick breakfast. He had microwaved some potato pancakes and poured lots of maple syrup over them for breakfast. He must remember to get more syrup because he had finished the bottle this morning. He had lots of the pancakes left because he made very large batches about once a month and froze most of them in small packages. That way he didn’t have to wash the dishes so often. He ate from paper plates using plastic forks.

Checking the door pocket, Elmer found a granola bar. It must have been put there by the night shift driver of the truck because it seemed fresh and it was not his. He wondered if Orange, his goldfish, would like it. Probably not, so Elmer ate it then threw the wrapper out the window. Thinking about Orange swimming in that huge fish tank, all by himself, made Elmer smile.

Picking up the next delivery ticket, Elmer suddenly started angrily shaking his brown haired head viciously back and forth. The address was his own apartment building with the apartment number where Sally lived. Sally was a woman a dozen years his senior, but Elmer was madly in love with her. She had three children, which Elmer did not like, as well as a husband (Elmer did not like him either). As he thought about it, Elmer decided that the package might be a gift from Sally’s husband. That changed his mood to happy again as he reasoned the husband might be out of town and sending a gift. So Sally would be there alone. Well, except for the brats. Now he was miserable again.

Well, he would fix them. He wouldn’t deliver the package. It was quite small and he could easily ditch it somewhere. He rubbed his thumbs together as he thought about telling his boss at Orange Deliveries that the package was never put on his truck. He just went on to the rest of his deliveries and his mood changed back and forth as he thought first about Sally, then, alternately, about her kids and husband.

When he brought the truck back into the yard at Orange Deliveries, he realized his car, with the windows wide open, sat right next to the truck entrance. He stopped and jumped out, coughed, and dropped Sally’s package into his car. He hoped nobody noticed him doing it.

On the way home Elmer decided to go to Flat Mesa and throw the package off the thousand foot cliff. He coughed, then turned the car in the right direction. Elmer knew he would have to throw the box from quite a distance since his acrophobia would not let him get too close to the edge. He picked up the package and coughed. He headed for the edge – but not too close. Rearing back with all his might, Elmer threw the box and it hit the ground about eight feet from the edge and skidded another six feet.

Slowly, Elmer walked toward the box. Not too close. He coughed. A little closer. He coughed again. Now, if he were to lay on the ground and stretch his arm he should be able to reach the box. He did that. Stretching as much as he could left his fingertips just inches from the package. He scooted his body just enough to be able to grasp the box. Pulling it back with him he scooted backwards for a couple of yards. Then, coughing, he stood up.

One more throw and the box went over the edge. It sounded like it hit something just below the top. Ever so slowly, Elmer inched forward so he could turn his blue eyes downward to see where the box landed. Not too close, he reminded himself. Not too close. Then he slipped.

Elmer screamed, “Oooooohhhhhhhhh!” as he fell off the thousand foot cliff.

The end.

Is that better? Still room for improvement. Back to the websites.

They’re really helping, don’t you think?

Apples verses Oranges verses Bananas

Wednesday, March 10th, 2010

Computers are so frustrating even for those who once knew a little about them (i. e., me). A month and a half ago I posted an article titled “Apples verses Oranges”. In it I sought the wisdom of the masses on the virtues of the Apple computers (Macs) verses Microsoft computers (oranges). I requested any and all readers to shower me with their experiences regarding computing. Only a small (read very, very, itsy bitsy, teeny weeny tiny) portion of the masses actually read my blogs – or even know about them. But one of them did respond (thank you, Sari). Actually, that could have been as much as half my readership (I know my wife reads my blogs – if I beg her to enough times). So I guess that may have been a pretty good response – percentage wise.

My original interest in writing the article was for the future. Someday I might decide to move to an Apple from the MS-DOS system I’ve been using. Always concerned about the higher cost of an Apple I really didn’t expect to make any changes soon. Still, my computer was getting slower and slower. Then it quit!

On Monday, the 22nd of February (in the wee hours of the morning when Margaret was too tired to realize what was going on) I got her to approve a blog titled “Who’s the Boss?” I then posted it before she could change her mind. When I awoke in the morning, as usual, I checked my email. As I was finishing checking it I received an on screen notice that Windows was about to reboot as it had been processing some automatic upgrades. I pressed the “reboot now” button and waited. I could still be waiting. It left town and never came back. Was this punishment for the blog article?

The error message was something about a device not allowing Windows to boot. So I disconnected every external device from the computer except the monitor and keyboard. Kinda needed those, I figured. And, besides, they seemed to be working. No help. Then I even swapped keyboards and used a different USB port. Still zilch.

A very useful program I have is called Checkit PE. It will check out the hardware: memory, hard drives, video cards, main board circuitry, etc. I gave that a try and discovered a bad spot on my hard drive. Then I ran Spinrite, a program that will, sometimes, clean up bad spots. Spinrite found the same bad spot and told me it was SO bad that it was unrecoverable.

One of my most consistent characteristics is that I am a procrastinator. One of the first articles I planned to write was about procrastination. And someday I’ll get around to it. That characteristic is what keeps me from making backups on a regular (or even irregular) basis. So, of course, I had none. Not only that, but I have no idea where the recovery disc that I made when I first set up this computer has disappeared to.

What to do? I went back to my “Apples verses Oranges” article and reread the comment sent by my loyal reader, Sari. OK, it could be that that is the only article of mine she’s read. At least she commented.

My options appeared to be 1) buy a new hard drive and a new copy of Windows. It would have to be Windows 7 as Vista is no longer in the stores. Or 2) buy a new Apple (Mac) computer. The new drive and Windows would obviously be the cheaper way to go. But perhaps a new Apple would spare me future pain.

It seemed to me that with the lack of numerous responses to my quest for help, perhaps I should directly ask those in the know. Computer experts. So I did. From those who own Macs, the answer came that ‘Macs are the greatest thing since sliced bread’. From those who do not, the answer was ’stay away from Macs’. Well THAT was a lot of help!

While making a desperate search for the missing OS recovery disc, I ran across a disc labeled: “Ubuntu 7.10 Desktop ver. i386 October 2007 Gutsy Gibbon.” It sounded like a story of an Aborigine from deep in Australia and a wild adventurer from the silent movie era. But it wasn’t. It was (and is) a disc with a version of Linux – a third choice in the mysterious world of computers. A banana. It was given to me some time ago – probably around or after October of 2007 (just a guess).

Mathue and Scott (two men related to me by marriage) both talk about Linux from time to time. But I guess I just tuned them out most of the time just like Margaret (a woman related to me by marriage) tunes me out when I talk technobable. Mat and Scott’s technobable is a higher level of TB than mine. In other words, I don’t understand them (or Linux).

Linux, of which Ubuntu is a version of (don’t ask about Gutsy Gibbons – please), is supposedly the best of two worlds. It has the security of Apple and the cost of Orange, uh, that would be Mac and Microsoft, respectively. Actually, it is MUCH cheaper than Microsoft because it is free. That’s right. I said “free”. So how, I wondered, could anyone (including yours truly) pass up this option – the banana.

So now I have the banana. That is to say I have a new hard drive with the Ubunto v9.10 installed. This version is known as Karmic Koala. (Still in Australia, I see.) And I like it. Usually. There are only four or five hundred things it does not do (or I don’t yet understand how to make them happen).

Enough of this, it is driving me nuts. I’ll write more on this adventure in the future but for now I’ll take a break. I know, I’ll go to the Outback and find Gusty Gibbons and save him from that Ubuntu tribe. I hope Gusty’s been nice to the Karmic Koalas.

I’ll grab a banana on my way out.

Apples verses Oranges

Friday, January 29th, 2010

Apples verses oranges. Whoops! I mean Apple desktop and notebook computers verses IBM Compatible desktop and notebook computers. Well, that would have made an awfully long title.

Apple and Microsoft have their little spat going about which type of computer and OS are best. We know it costs more for an Apple system. We know Apple is generally more reliable. Worth the extra cost? That, I suppose, would be an individual choice. If money is no object, it would seem the Apple would be the natural choice. If the budget is tight (and one has the patience of Job) the Microsoft based system would seem to be the choice.

Never have I owned an Apple (computer, that is, I eat Gala, Fuji, and Jonathan Apples all the time [organic, please.]) I have certainly had my share of troubles with the MS based machines. Still, I’ve been reluctant to switch. Money is one reason. Another is uncertainty of what Apple may not do or run, etc. So I am looking for some help, folks. This is your chance to tell me where to go (I know some of you want to do that) – to the Apple counter or the Other counter.

Can you help?

If you have had experience (especially recent or current experience) using both Apple systems and MS systems, I’d like to hear from you. Leave a comment regarding your experiences and what you like about each as well as what you don’t like about each. Tell me all you can that you have first hand knowledge about. Uh, stick to the subject of personal computers, please. However, don’t limit it to what you personally have experienced. Include what you have found out via research and communication with other users.

Don’t those of you who lack experience with both systems feel left out. You can leave a reply with what you know about either (or both) system(s). Why did you choose what you chose and/or why do you wish you had made a different decision.

Yes, you do have to register (if you haven’t already) to leave a comment, but it is free and your email address will not be displayed to other readers. Nor will we spam you or an any way use or abuse your email address. I promise!

The more feedback I receive, the more helpful it will be. Thanks in advance to anyone who replies and offers their advice and/or opinions.